Mostly Writer's Block

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, graphic designer, writer, and cook. Rarely all at the same time and not necessarily in that order.

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deltaairlinesofficial:

y’all are crazy if u think space is scarier than the ocean … space is big and beautiful and potentially full of hundreds of amazing civilizations too far away for us to meet yet.  u know what lives under the ocean?  scary-ass monsters and the nightmares of small children

officialcomedy:

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

Someone tested George-Michael’s “unfailing internal clock.”

This is what the internet is for. 

(via agentsoftheimpala)

my creative director when I pitch a concept he hates

couldvebeenaprincess:

look it’s fine if ur not religious omg it’s 100% ok but once u start telling people that their prayers are worthless, that God isn’t listening, that He is imaginary, that Jesus didn’t exist, that their religious texts are garbage, etc. then you’re a piece of shit shut up

(via firefliesandsummertime)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via deltaairlinesofficial)

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

(via defendthyfandom)

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

(via poormadamypond)

section9:

I know a dog I want to drop….

(via mildlyamused)