Mostly Writer's Block

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, graphic designer, writer, and cook. Rarely all at the same time and not necessarily in that order.

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y’all are crazy if u think space is scarier than the ocean … space is big and beautiful and potentially full of hundreds of amazing civilizations too far away for us to meet yet.  u know what lives under the ocean?  scary-ass monsters and the nightmares of small children



Someone tested George-Michael’s “unfailing internal clock.”

This is what the internet is for. 

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my creative director when I pitch a concept he hates


look it’s fine if ur not religious omg it’s 100% ok but once u start telling people that their prayers are worthless, that God isn’t listening, that He is imaginary, that Jesus didn’t exist, that their religious texts are garbage, etc. then you’re a piece of shit shut up

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In the delivery room


mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.


The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

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this is never going to not be funny 

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I know a dog I want to drop….

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